NY? That’s a red flag right off the bat
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except for @opsopcopolis obviously who travels with a full dab rig, e-nail and 2oz of solventless wax
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I’m all a-boat that ass
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Pls don’t call the police on me for smoking weed at your next Michigan show
Also how am I supposed to impress the band? The only way I can get musicians to noice me is with free weed 
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Why would I call the police? I am the police
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Honestly tbh IMHO this thread should turn into the PAWG thread.
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my pawg was quite abusive. I put up with a lot.
combination of first serious girlfriend and first phat ass.
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My pawg was a strawberry blonde in college that really only had one interest I was aware of, maybe two. Drinking was one, the other was perfect for a 21 year old nerd in college. It was nice we had shared mutual interests. It was a shame she had the intellect of a turnip, otherwise she very well could have made good “wife” material.
Like @ass 's pawg, her looks were way beyond my pay grade.
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I’m definitely still a virgin tho
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TIL what the hell PAWG means
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Welcome.
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Large than average hiney white girl.
Only virgins say PAWG tbh
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My man!
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I don’t want to talk on the bort anymore about the mean women that used and abused me.
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I’ve never had a PAWG. Just flat booty’d white women
Ts and Ps
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Makes your hog look bigger!
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That’s probably because hippie chicks touring around the country in a repurposed school bus didn’t eat enough red beans and rice in their formative years.
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