I dated a pawg that was a salt life and ed hardy kinda gal. Was originally from Poughkeepsie but migrated to St Pete when she was about 26. I fucking hated her but she was too attractive for someone as dorky as me to not hold hands with when given the opportunity by the temporary insanity that drove her to like me. Good lord we didn’t fit together at all. We were a weird, short-lived combo but I regret nothing. Salt Life is stupid FL trash shit and fuck Ed Hardy stuff while we’re at it. This feels like an @OSUmBeaverPhreak post. I should probably mention drugs and a concert to complete the story. Also I’m a virgin so believe none of this.
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This is rad as fuck. I’m back in.
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quite a combo
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lmao that’s a real place? 100% thought that was slang.
The Pough?
yeah man, furthest NE I’ve been is Baltimore.
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I’d never heard of it until she told me where she was from. Sounded fake to me too
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Lol you can still buy it, maybe its not even a vintage one
So much boomer humor on that site
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Honestly I thought we were still in the boat thread when I chimed in about the emotional abuse I endured for a fat ass.
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How did this post end up in this thread?
Salt Life 4 Life
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PAWG stories fit in all threads.
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Hi, how are you?
She was so mean. She wanted a cump to dominate. And for a brief few weeks I was that chump.
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Squeaky feet doesn’t puff tuff? Are you a bunch of narcs or something?
Did you at least save mental pictures for your spank bank?
A dump of cum?
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Good lord yes
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Legit don’t think anyone in our band smokes weed anymore lol
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Man I told you I struggle with phone typing.
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