Up in the stratospheric fishbowl of a swinging lakeside bachelor pad he rents from his parents, Umphrey’s McGee bassist Ryan Stasik is throwing a little cocktail party
AKA my parents bought me a balling ass spot and I pretend to pay them rent.
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He’s such a fucking douche. I honestly cant stand that fucker.
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Sick marketplace ad
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It would be a bold move to stream this weekend’s shows! I hope they do it!
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I don’t think that’s going to happen. I would like it to happen just to see how they sound with this Kamala Harris no primary given drummer spot they went with.
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Does this mean Kris = Joe Biden?
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Kris was letting the illegals in by the millions. Some say billions. That is a big word. Billions. Anyways, he lets them in and the people in Springfield. Let me tell ya about the people. Its a field of springs, or so it was. Now because of Kris’ failed drum rolls and syncopation they are snorting the cats and dogs. Friendly little pets. No one uses that word pets anymore. Beautiful word. But they are snorting the dogs and cats and then when they get all wacked out on the drugs Myers swoops in and bangs their girlfriends. Horrible situatuon but no more!! MAGA!!
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Kris cared more about the people of Morocco than he did the hard working farmers of Iowa and Indiana
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Someone should make these hats, I would never wear one, but someone should make them.
Stasik would buy a whole box
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They’d look great next to his real MAGA hat collection.
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If they were smart they would start putting a tarrif on the Disco Biscuits
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There were “play great american again” hats. I have one laying around somewhere. The only problem is nobody would get it and just assume it was a maga hat
Yeah I hardly even like wearing red trucker/snapback caps in general anymore.
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the “wife” bought a “Make Phish Evil Again” hat and was really bummed when I pointed out that outside of a 15 foot radius you just look like a MAGA idiot. she didn’t wear it once.
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