Mentat status
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This is a thing of beauty
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Saw them at a fest last year and was pleasantly surprised. Heās hot too, congratulations
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Being slandered by another online community is really a badge of honor
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Fellas, Iām feeling all laptop and no 8 ball tonight
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wut
Scotty is now confirmed as Umphreyās response to the attention the Biscuits have been getting the last year
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Kris Myers eskimo bros roll call. Like this reply if you dareā¦
Kris looking up the new guys type and biding his time until he can make this moment a reality at a future Sevendust & Company show
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He doesnāt sing.
Maybe they will discover some hidden angelic voice inside of him though.
Donāt think he will ever try a cover. He has a much deeper speaking voice than Kris. Who knows maybe he will try backup vocals for a Jake song here and there.
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All this laptop talk reminds me of the time I caught my dad cranking it back in the day.
Totally ultimate role reversal. Caught him red handed, tried to close out the main screen and pull up his pants, but the remaining pop up ads gave him away. Itās gross but kinda hilarious in hindsight.
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I feel like this post is flawed but deserves more likes
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The only flaw is the lack of laptop in my stim chamber today
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Random thought: Kris joins Foo Fighters, draws ears to UM, UM releases new album, random single from said new album becomes a āsong of summerā, shit explodes ie good for themā¦any how have a good weekendā¦.
Get dragged in 3,2,1ā¦..
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Only when pigs can fly
As one of said Mirro-era fans, I was incredibly crushed when I heard the news that he was leaving & assumed that the band would never be quite as good as how it was formed, due to what a presence MM brought. This news of Kris leaving has been very rough on me, as Iām also in the mindset of him being the best part of the band at this point. However, Iām holding out hope that the right piece falls into place once again. Iām also in the part of my life & musical passions where my drive to go all in on any band like I used to has been dialed back. I still love this band and am excited to see what happens next. 
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Iāve put this in my vernacular canon because of this post and it fucks
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i had only been listening to UM for a year and saw 2xMirro shows. I wasnāt exactly broken by the announcement of his departure, and i recall feeling a little āgood for him!ā with regards to the med-school aspect. i was very excited going into my first kris show, as jwelsh had been hyping him the hell up to me in line going into 2/25/03
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Speaking of the old days, funny to go back to this Relix article from '05:
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