Nothing interesting, but figured I’d post his responses to the drummer questions in here
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Why spend time on the internet when you could be a professional musician?
Maybe so I have a place to check my email after I do coke, @joelcummins
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RIP in peace Bayliss.
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Is he saying its better to be in the fight on the bort than on the sidelines? Joel really is one of us
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He answered a couple more Kris questions but they all basically boiled down to “can’t say much, grateful for what he did for us but looking forward to what’s to come”. Said that some covers that Kris sings will be shelved, some will stay with someone else singing. They’ve got basic tracks laid down for a new album of all new material that Kris recorded, also hinted at something else that will drop before it (assuming the rumored Raw Stewage album)
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Kris laid down drums for the majority of the new music I’m referencing
So they recorded some music with a different drummer? 
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Maybe just have to go in and tweak some stuff and they are trying to avoid an awkward moment at the water cooler
That’s the only question that matters
Has anyone asked who has the biggest hog in the band now that Kris left?
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Myers had a nice unit?
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I figured he’d be working with a gummy worm with all that yack he does
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You keep saying this. Literally the opposite happens to me hahah
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I mean …it just takes a little longer to get there, but I’ve never missed a nut i was trying to gather tbh unless it was some phetamine of sorts. But when i was drinking bottles of rum too… that didn’t help.
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I mean that’s literally what vasoconstrictors do
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ooh, now I have two options 
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UM fandom is weird
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I brought up to my therapist yesterday Kris leaving the band and how much UM meant to my life previously, but I fully accepted the news without much emotional fallout.
I made the analogy that UM and I had an intense relationship, drifted apart/broke up, and now UM is a friend I’m happy to see when I can, but I’m not emotionally invested anymore. She told me that was a pretty good way to put it.
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Reminds me of freaks and geeks. Not making fun. Just hyping a great show
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