Random, Spontaneous Thoughts about UM (Part Pee)

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7525

Lmao

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7526

I felt bad for him in both situations. Not his fault my friends were high and had really bad taste in women

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7527

Meh. Hard to feel bad for the guy when things go wrong after constantly trying to hook up with other people’s girlfriends, regardless of how crazy they are.

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7528

I mean yes and no. If it was some drawn out malicious thing, sure. If its just them throwing themselves at him i dont know why that is necessairly his fault. A bit slimey, sure, but those girls knew exactly what they were doing

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7529

It takes two to tango :man_shrugging:

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7530

Fair enough. I dont miss hanging out with groupie crowds. That is for damn sure

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7531

Whom among us hasn’t spent years honing their craft of playing a musical instrument, joined a third tier jam band, and used their clout to have affairs with fans’ girlfriends?

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7532

I love the tea

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7533

Honestly thought that was why most awkward upper middle-class white kids who cant talk to girls got good at any instrument. That and free beer

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7534

“the rift”

Guess that confirms it.

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7535

just in case and for anybody else, this is @ryanstasik’s bort post ad-libbed to fit the Myers situation.

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7536

COVID-Stasik was a way of life

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from the highest of highs to selling bargain office furniture on marketplace.

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7538

Kris lived by a simple code

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Edit:

Summary

in his defense i cant think of many bands i have seen more than 10 times where i dont know of a friend who has made out with a member. Hung out with a lot of tour rats

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7539

Y’all acting like if you were a young, single, attractive touring musician that you wouldn’t mack on fans jfc

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7540

This

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7541

I am on his side. Its a hippie band before social media was a big thing. Let my man live

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7542

Seriously.

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7543

I would, but also wouldn’t be surprised when a bunch of pissed off boyfriends get all jelly. The thought of Kris running away from one of these dudes is hilarious. Kris and Stasik thought they were a bit cooler than they actually are, most dudes probably weren’t cool with a mid tier drug band member raw dogging their crazy GFs.

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Myers isn’t that big and @cryan024 's friends are more than likely degenerate savages*

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said with love

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