Random, Spontaneous Thoughts about UM (Part Pee)

[sabretooth]

@UnCommon_5 is great at slapping people down hating on UM out of place. I think he still has the most liked post ever on the board?

[StoneJackBaller]

Was I hating on UM?

[sabretooth]

eh, I guess not. @UnCommon_5 wasn’t having any of it either way.

[StoneJackBaller]

I get it. I was mostly hating on that trainwreck of a cringe post about doing what they do and shepherds or whatever the fuck he was talking about.

[sabretooth]

Are ya lost, mate? Quoting a post in the Jamband Cringe Thread is ---->>

[snuckaskitchen]

[solvethebox]

I believe so, unlike yew

Wrapped In The Round

You can take you and your judgment the fuck outta here. I still like this band. It’s not like i took off for all 3, just 1 live stream since there are basically no shows right now. It’s been almost a year since my last UM show. So yes I’ll take some form of fresh, live music. Sounds nice, unlike yew.

Also, reminder to anyone who hasn’t liked that post to go do it

[DiabetesCOLE]

Hahaha 54 that’s wild. Didn’t even realize we had 54 active posters

[thefussyasianman]

We probably don’t, that post is from 2021

[timewilltell]

This phrase has to be the most over done tattoo on in the world. I even think my “wife” has this around a compass tat.

[snuckaskitchen]

you sound lost, bub

[StoneJackBaller]

Not all those who wonder are smart.

[timewilltell]

I’ve been on a 10 day bender can I have break because I feel lost.

[snuckaskitchen]

[NikoEstevan]

I went digging around to see if there was a way to find the most liked posts on the bort and I couldn’t find it but I did come across the FAQ and it’s hilarious how 1) irrelevant it is and 2) how basically 100% of active users violate it constantly…

1. lol aint no civilized or respectful conversations here

2. do people here think or just post whatever bullshit comes to mind
3. see point #1
4. pointless or duplicate topics, oh we’d never do that.

5. I’m gonna call this the FFM clause and ban half of you

6. fat fuckin chance
7. you hurt my feeeeeeelings, I’m telling Random_Ass

8. at least there’s virtually no hate speech
9. yah definitely don’t make a NSFW topic or a “looks like a dick” topic
10. yah don’t refer to people by real life names, mention their geographic location, or make alt accounts to impersonate
11. cshore is a what? At least umphate was banned

12. oh heavens you got your chocolate in my peanut butter
13. I think my trumpsteak could use some rum raisin
14. .
15. the last thing we want is to have a topic dedicated to what other topics have type 2’d into.

[timewilltell]

There was more then baking powder going up my @ass

[Random_Ass]

@NikoEstevan

I went digging around to see if there was a way to find the most liked posts on the bort

Search and sort by most liked

[NikoEstevan]

Ok yah, looks like UC5s post is the most liked on bort.

EDIT: #2 is Cryan with this gem (48 likes currently)

#3 is Albert_Ross with this at 45 likes

@Albert_Ross

Holy shit I missed so much good Sultan content, why didn’t anybody tell me? I met the guy once outside the Berkeley hotel in Asbury Park in 2016, somebody introduced me as a guy who goes to a lot of shows and he was like “yeah man tour is crazy, you go to the show, stay at the hotel, drive to the next show the next day” I was like hell yeah here’s a guy who understands the mechanics of following a band on tour

#4 is UncleDutchman mocking jwelsh for being confused by a cshore joke insult (42 likes)

#5 is this gold exchange

[DiabetesCOLE]

Shut up nerd

[NikoEstevan]

Somebody ban this man