Home Improvement (Bort additions)

I want to mute everyone and just post here shouting at clouds.

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I’d like to mute myself

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I’ve stopped receiving notifications on my phone from -Bort. Is it my phone or did I hurt something?

This is a good thing

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-bort sends notifications until it can confirm you are addicted.

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Shit

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How do I delete my account?

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Think the mods charge for that service. $80

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PRICE JUST WENT UP

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I heard there’s a discount if you pay in Aldi gift cards.

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You have to microwave them first

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Yeah, we are like Ticketmaster preferred platinum pricing.

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The first step is to castrate yourself

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Would easily spend $100

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“Relax”, dijo el portero
Por mí es honor de recibir
Puede salir cuando quiere
Pero nunca haz de partir

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Just looked at @umphate 's activity and he spends a lot of time in the COVID thread. Is this why you are quitting brah? Borticide was a thing on the last Bort. I quit several times, but I’m pretty sure I only deleted one of my accounts.

No thank you

been having a weird issue lately where when i click on a thread, it doesn’t take me to where the new posts are, but somewhere between 3 and 15 posts UP before the point.

Clicking on a thread I’ve visited before, use to take my right TO this line:

but now, I have to hit the PgDn button somewhere between 1 and 4 times to get to that line and begin to read new content. this is true on desktop (win10+firefox) as well as my phone (android)

anyone else?

i’ve cleared the cache for the browser on the desktop, but to no avail

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Yeah this has happened to me too. Not sure why

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It’s a forced SU&R feature

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