Are they all playing on the same night?
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I’ll see both UM and tDB anytime they are in town for different reasons.
In this hypothetical situation yeah
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If that’s the hypothetical, and all these bands are in my city, I’m going with UMs and here’s a detailed explanation why:
They’re my favorite band.
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Stasik seems to be flying in private planes so they can’t be hurting too bad.
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or they just sold their house and he’s absolutely terrible with money management.
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Maybe @sociablehodor hooked him up
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I mean, he’s got that righteous gemstone cameo money flowing in
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And when you marry highly out of your league, you’ll sell whatever she tells you to get rid of on FB.
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Somewhere in here is a line. I’m not saying anyone here crossed it. In general though, the tone at times it seems like it’s not poking fun. I understand some of us aren’t the biggest active fans. With that being said, try and idk, not be mean-spirited.
You can scroll past this if you want, but I ain’t wrong
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it was @SchladopianFir, wasn’t it
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Can’t even joke about FB anymore. Where’s my country gone?
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Maybe my meter is off. Just a dbmb, right? lols all around. I’ll take a hike 
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Nah your meter ain’t off, it’s just this thread. Seeing as how it’s based on the decline of their popularity, it’s become a circlejerk of stating literally any social media post by an UMs member = hiatus incoming lol.
In general, everybody here has a love for the band and their success. At least I believe so
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If humor can’t be found in either Stasik selling empty liquor bottles or Kris asking for money for his honeymoon then I’m not sure this world, let alone the Bort is for you.
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Lol! Self’d amirite.
Keep me right in check, good job guys. Guess something about me stinks
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Summary
For the record I agree there is an element of truth to your post
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UM sucks
Ftfy
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