Lol cmon
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Hopefully Barber throws him a couple bucks
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Lol saw that. If they cant afford Greece, how the F are they gonna afford Morocco?
Seriously?
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Was Jake publicly asking for money when he missed tour dates?
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1’s pls for those of us without FB
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True. Obviously none of business
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I don’t know what kind of insurance plan comes with being in a… mid level band, but his surgery bills are probably still dinging the poor guy
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I would be honestly surprised if all the guys don’t have their hands at a minimum insured.
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as lethal weapons for how often they kill jams?
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I love to rip on UM as much as the next guy (as long as the next guy isn’t SJB) but Kris not being able to afford a honeymoon to a country in economic ruin bums me out.
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The link is in his bio if you feel like hookin the guy up
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I think you can safely assume they have decent health insurance
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Seems like a simple solution. Dont take a honeymoon, or maybe pick somewhere cheaper.
We couldnt afford a honeymoon after our wedding. So, instead of begging on FB, we decided to stay home until we could afford a trip.
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I agree, but I think the point you’re missing is he can absolutely afford to pay for the honeymoon. That’s what makes the post of his gross in my eyes. Despite a decrease in concert attendance, these guys aren’t broke.
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Maybe he vacuumed a few too many living rooms lately IYKWIM
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Im just playing along. Im sure he can afford it.
The fucked up part is people will pay him
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Hey man Kris is also a good friend of mine and sometimes lurks this board too.
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