Random, Spontaneous Thoughts about UM (Part Poo)

How dare you! Apologize right now!

another ridiculous situation.

they seem to be really reaching with the drunk & disorderly charge. what trouble were y’all causing? none

Fewer

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Lol the showing up double fisting drinks reminds me of the time my friend got so drunk that he passed out in/on a bush and woke up in a hospital. He calls me to come get him so i show up to the hospital hungover to hell and reeking of booze. They wouldn’t release him until they checked if I was drunk. Apparently “well I drove here” wasn’t good enough logic.

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Glad to see you’ve calmed down

my best friends younger brother got a DUI, he called his bro and asked if he was sober. He said he was and went to pick him up despite being at a bar most of the night. They smelled the booze, made him blow and he registered a .10

They threw them in the drunk tank for 2 hours before letting older bro drive younger bro home. One of the luckiest police circumstances I’ve ever heard.

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Love stories like this.

At greensky thanksgiving a few years ago, the floor was obnoxiously slippery. Felt like a bowling lane. My drunk ass went and bought ALL of the popcorn, like 6 buckets. Made it back to the spot w/4.5 of them. Dumped all of it on the floor thinking that it would help give us traction. Security grabbed me and took me out to this little room. I told them my intention of helping them avoid a lawsuit. They said I could stay but I was cut off. I left. Great times.

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Lolol

goddamn I wish I coulda seen that

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Looks like an imminent album announcement finally

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A+

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Kinda sounds cool. I’m excited.

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Ya I dig it

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Hopefully a spring Texas run gets announced soon…

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looking forward to being disappointed

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These lyrics are definitely about canceling Iceland

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That clip sounds pretty cool. Honestly looking forward to this album. It seems like it’s been forever since UM had new songs in the rotation. INU/IY was still half old songs and a bunch of the “new” ones were stews/legos like Silent Type, Whistle Kids, Maybe Someday, etc.

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I’m excited that this album will be all new songs too. They haven’t done this since Mantis and we all remember how great that album was and still is.

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Do we know that it’s a whole album of songs that haven’t been played live?

I dont feel like searching for where that was said but I believe it was confirmed a couple times. Probably by Joel on twitter

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