Random, Spontaneous Thoughts about UM (Part Poo)

yeah, definitely could’ve been worse. They told his sister “if you weren’t here he would be under arrest”

that’s gotta be a bad feeling, all eyes on you but nobody knows your genuine intention.

Or the context that we had known eachother for a year, that we had been drinking for 12 hours at that point and that I had given up on getting laid that night when I discovered she was putting rum in her glass of boxed wine.

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S2 had one in Grand Rapids and UMBowl 2012 VIP did as well. The latter was a shitshow for me.

that’ll get you there.

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Why am i not surprised that youre the only one on here boasting about your massive MP3 collection

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Hahaha he’s mister “I listen to MP3s from my Windows PC.” what a dork!

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All my 10,000+ MP3’s are on a portable hard drive somewhere. I don’t know where that somewhere is though.

Edit: 8,300 of them are here…lol

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Kidding dude. Jesus. Go take a nap

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I wouldn’t say it’s boasting. It’s extremely practical. Flying, camping, international travel, driving through large portions of my state. Plenty of reasons why one would want to have offline access to music. They’re playlists that I’ve spent hours upon hours curating. Of course I’m gonna back that shit up.

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My entire music collection is mp3s :man_shrugging:t2:

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DORK

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i dont use spotify or pandora or plex. i’m 100% flac/shn/mp3/m4a/etc. stored on external hds, and the external hds each have a backup.

i put music/downloaded podcasts on my phone. when i’ve listened to them i delete them off my phone and replace them with other music/podcasts from a vast collection.

i like the curating process, i dont need everything at my finger tips all the time

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Tell us your workflow for porn.

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hire prostitute, get a polaroid, get the pro to move very slowly, allowing me to make a flipbook out of the polaroids

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Look at this fam backing me up on Team mp3.

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Well boss, @anon72818525 just gave me permission so nap time is coming. See ya tomorrow

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Such strong opinions. So Gemini of you :gemini:

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I’m just unapologetically being myself.

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“Wife” got pulled by security at STS9 a long time ago for being too fucked up. She texted me saying to come find her by the back door. I walked up double fisting drinks which wasn’t a good look. Security was saying she had to leave, but they wouldn’t let us leave unless we had a driver with us and that they were going to call the cops if we couldn’t find a one. For whatever reason they were trying to say they wouldn’t let us call an Uber to get home. Finally a cop shows up and starts arguing with security and telling security guard “what do you think the point of Uber is? You’re basically encouraging people to drive fucked up.” Cop watched me order a ride, took my name and number, and left us with a stern warning that we better be going home to sober up and that we better not be caught out making trouble that night.

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ftfy

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