Random, Spontaneous Thoughts about UM (Part Poo)

Good morning. It’s a good day because I’m leaving Florida

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It’s also a good day because you aren’t going back to Ohio

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Wouldn’t mind if I were. Fall in Ohio and the Midwest in general is great. Unlike this seasonless racist stupid trashy swamp

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Nah bro(hio). Cleveland would be so tite.

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What kind of shit hole Floriduh town did you visit?

I could name any of them my dude

Where did you stay?

We’re in Fort Myers Beach which honestly isn’t that bad because of the beach and all of our friends are here

But god this state is so trashy

Fort Myers beach might be one of the trashiest beaches on the west coast of Florida tbh. Not a huge fan of the state but there’s definitely redeeming factors/cool cities

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Fort Meyers sucks. It’s the Cincinnati of Florida.

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The last time I was in Florida was over 13 years ago for this gem…

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Spent 5 days in Pompano Beach with my parents, they moved down there two years ago. It really is garbage down there.

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This would be a burn if it weren’t coming from a Floridian

Every state has redeeming qualities but Florida just has so much trash to overcome

It’s all the people from OH that moved down there.

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You’ve played this one before bud

The trash is homegrown here

The funny thing is, you can blame it on others coming into the state, but Florida is still trash lol

Florida is where I had Ohio pizza

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Florida is where you had shitty pizza and they tried to blame it on Ohio which is clearly a common trend for Floridians

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I would never get pizza in florida or Ohio

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