Random, Spontaneous Thoughts about UM (Part Poo)

The golden ticket bags

Still a 12 minute song average.

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Lol at least the hammocks are nice

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Not as nice as the VIP Beacon coasters am I right @mja271

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Gotta stick up for his boys and their embarrassing golden ticket bags

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Is it $45 or 39.99? Huh

Umphreys fucking sucks

Big Simpin, buyin g’s
Check it out now
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Car broke help me please
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Up in raptors for jeez
Its just that fanboi sultan
All up in your feed

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Sultan must be training to take over Browning’s role when he retires.

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Imagine having that loser be your mouthpiece. Sultan is such a wiener

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I haven’t been on Facebook in years and it’s kind of funny seeing some of these goofy dudes haven’t hit the bricks yet.

The golden ticket bags are usually not worth it. Only reason why I’ve joined that scam is to get that stupid golden ticket. My wife got one golden ticket before it was the summercamp survival package. Paid $45 for some extra gold bond and sunscreen.

Ugh

I wonder if he knows Jake

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They are best friends

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So fucking pathetic

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All my respect for Jake is slowly fading away

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But wait it gets better

I truly wonder how much of this stuff is real and how much is made up.