So he is like donezo? Are we moving on from Jake and it being just the boys now?
Final tour tix always be more expensive bro
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Is Jake comin back
@discobot fortune
Don’t count on it
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Well there we have it.
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Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.
EAT SHIT DISCOBOT
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I’ll bite. @discobot display help
I currently know how to do the following things:
@discobot start {name-of-tutorial}
Starts an interactive tutorial just for you, in a personal message.
{name-of-tutorial}can be one of:tutorial, advanced tutorial.
@discobot roll 2d6
3, 6
@discobot quote
Freedom is not worth having if it does not connote freedom to err. — Mahatma Gandhi
@discobot fortune
@discobot quote
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@discobot roll 420d69
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I only have 20 dice. Shameful, I know!
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A few years ago Ben Wetzelberger said “if the Bird in Hurt Bird Bath was spelled with a u, how would that change the way the song sounds?” I think of it randomly often
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Careful mentioning this - with how deep they’ve been having to reach these last few years for novel UmBowl content this idea could be the basis for an entire quarter 
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That’s a great idea for a quarter actually. UM originals but spelled weird
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Typo set:
Dad Poker > Uncle Sally, Gay Nurse > Fight Nurse, Smell the Kitten, Anchor Drips > Happy Strawberry
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Gay Nurse for pride! 
Would totally dance and do drugs to this song