Random, Spontaneous Thoughts about UM (Part Pee)

Kris should join Sevendust and they should plow their way across Northern Illinois

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Sevendust mentioned???

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Oh come on, where the fun in that??

It was a shithole called Bada Brew

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Thread needs more Sevendust

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Lol at them having played not one but multiple rooms in Joliet

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Krls really is the GOAT

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There’s a local legend story of this place that had Vanilla Ice during the nu-metal glory age of 2002, and it got shut down because the crowd trashed the place so bad in response to his trash performance. Local Outlaw crew showed up for security, and that worked out well.

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Did Kris make out with the members of Sevendust, too?

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I really hope the band lurks here.

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A juggalo I hated had sex with the drummer of Kitty. So by 1 degree of juggalo separation, I’ve had sex with the drummer of Kitty. Umphrey’s McGee should hire her.

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@ryanstasik

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Where’s Andy’s girlfriend to melt on here when you need her

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lol that shit was so funny

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Lol for real. This thread reminds me of when the bort was really poppin

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A+

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I’ve checked @ryanstasik a few times, still last seen Feb '22.

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She is making out with Kris at The Pageant

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Is he still dating the stripper?

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