Probably and I’ll probably get sucked into permaterr too.
I’d love to see a full -bort Eskimo brothers tree.
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I will send you my number before show if you want to hang. Warning: ill probably be very sweaty
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Send it to the band sometime when they are in a rut and give them the gas they need to keep fighting
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No one i am eskimo bros with kris with is from the current bort
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ok fine i admit. i also made out with kris.
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It gets wild backstage
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He leaned in and whispered, “I want to take you on tour…of my mouth.”
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Punctual and polite
Scotty would never
I’m eskimo bros with the lead singer of Sevendust, if anybody needs that for comparison. Somehow i don’t think so.
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I forgot to mention the time Kris pegged me at the Aragon after a No Diablo. I came twice
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Lmao. Hell yeah.
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no you wouldn’t
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This might be flex of the thread. Love it
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Maybe some other time I’ll tell the story about the lead singer of a 80s glam rock cover band wanting to pay for sloppy seconds with my gf at the time. Plus, my mom admitted to doing the hanger-on thing in San Francisco during the early to mid 70s. She used to babysit for bands since she was sober at the time. Lots of stories there.
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This was my first response to the news. No emotions. Just calculations.
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What’s the Sevendust guy story?
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They played in Joliet a few times, and my poly-estranged “wife” was a server at the bar he played. She was in the process of leaving her piece of shit ex, who was pretty racist as well, and groupied TF up. Technically, he became my eskimo bro.
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I found footage of the mating call
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Gonna second this
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Would it be displayed via mobile on a hanger or a massive Venn diagram?
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