Thread is cracking me up rn. Fucking in a private bathroom at RR is one thing, but what possesses someone to just whip out a hog in the middle of the crowd and start cranking?
Such a bold and terrible decision. I almost respect the commitment to such a disgusting, vile, and obviously inappropriate behavior.
Dash Bortman would beg to differ
he’s been quiet around these parts the past few years
He blew his mind out with his hog
Woke up, fell out of bed
Dragged my palm across the head
I hope he’s well, would love to hear from him in the future, @NikoEstevan
My dick is just a jellyfish as I jerk off in my bed
'Cuz I cranked it way too much, and I woke with a swollen head
And now all I really want from life is to crawl back into bed
On account that my dick is just a jellyfish as I jerk off in my bed
Better than singing about smiling and unicorns.
Drugs and alcohol
I dont buy it. I have been blackout piss myself drunk taking valium and xanax for months on end, never felt compelled to go full jerk.
I’m literally prescribed valium so I DON’T go full jerk.
Those who can jerk, do. Those who can’t, watch.
look what you did, you little jerk
Every time I’ve seen KB and have spoken to him he’s been nothing but kind.
Same
True, but that was also back when he hung out with mutual friends. Way before Two Jackets got loose.
