First and only time
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I wouldnāt have chased you off if you didnāt try to wipe your load all over me
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I really need to start remembering tissue.
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It wasnt sex, but last time UM was in Peoria this dude just pulled his dick out and started casually peeing right next to all of us. Middle of the crowd. No fucks given.
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Seen this happen more than once. Fuckin wooks
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Once had a guy do that golfing. First hole, in view of the street and the clubhouse and this dude says heās got to take a piss. Does he walk over the to the trees? No. He whips out his dick and just starts pissing in the middle of the fairway and carried on with the conversation without missing a beat. As we walked further away he had to yell louder for us to hear so by the end he was standing in the middle of the fairway, shouting and pissing.
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Wasnt some dude jerking off on the way to the bathroom at Above the Caves? I didnt see it, but heard rumblings.
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crickets in the night
cranking cranking
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Look out, sploosh!
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I didnt hear that, but that first Above the Caves was right when i started to lose some weight and i forgot to pack a belt so i had to hold my shorts up the entire time at both shows or they would fall off while dancing.
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what does that have to do with the jerkers?
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Nothing, just wanted to let him know my dong was out.
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I was in my mid 20s, at a bar one night with a huge crew of friends from high school. One dude was a dude that was a first to go to Afghanistan Marine, and he came back a huge mess. He was ripping roses in the parking lot and got to whole new level of awkwardly weird. I was at the bar, with another friend, and I start hearing āpeeee-nisā and turn around, and see my Marine buddy wagging his dick aggressively staring in the direction of the bartender. Thankfully, she had her back turned, and my other buddy and I block the view and my buddy physically put Marineās dick back in his briefs for him.
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My economics teacher started every lecture with āits not what you dont know. Its what you think you know that isnt so.ā
It aināt what you donāt know that gets you into trouble. Itās what you know for sure that just aināt so.
-Kevin Browning
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Is KB at least a decent guy, and kinda cool in person or is he every bit the tool that he seems on social media?
A dudebro got booted from Orlando HOB for stroking himself in the pit during a BS opening set before UM. I think that was 2017.
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Was he behind you groping your @ass ?
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Maybe he was me.