Random, Spontaneous Thoughts about UM (Part 1)

sultan is wade 2.0

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Putting those vibes out hard too

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The wook gods get half their power from “vibes” and the other half from hetty rocks.

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I have some of those too

First bidder drops, vfj wins when the cash overtakes

“the anonymous high bidder doesn’t want his song released or played live”

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put on some papadosio for them and the rest will take care of itself.

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We all know the high bidder is KB anyway. It’s a foolproof plan.

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Nah it’s Sultan. Like I am 90% sure of it.

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Feel like that number’s a little low

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What if KB = Sultan?

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KB is to Umphrey’s like Stephen Bannon is to Trump.

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It would be higher but I can be assed to do some digging on the eBay bids

Has Sultan made a wiki page about himself yet? That would be some damning evidence

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i didn’t read this yet but I can tell it’s fire. Mind if I send it to sultan

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@Random_Ass any updates on the progression of this song? I was in for the ass and blunts thing or whatever it was fwiw.

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Are the bidders’ identities hidden by the bidder or is it a setting on the auction itself?

Just weird that ALL bids are private.

I think it is an auction setting

If they’re all private then how did Sultan contact the highest bidder?

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OH SHIT

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