This is why I Bort.
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lol like I give a shit about Umphreys
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It makes sense. Late at night while jerking off to pussy ass Haji encores and the Stasik Borat photo, he makes the irrational decision to make a super high bid. After he covers his purple clothing in seman, and makes Prince finally realize from heaven why doves cry, he gets scared. He starts to think about what this will do to his reputation if he can not pay the troll toll. All the festivals Umphrey’s will no longer demand his band plays. All the strange he will no longer be able to trick into taming based on the false notion that he works for the band. While sitting on the toilet and letting out some pretty wicked fear based watery stool, a light bulb goes off in his head. “ALAS!!” the crusty custy says to himself. He decides that the only way to pay the debt, and further is legend that is the almighty Sultan, is to lead the army of Raptors through the jungle on a motorcycle like Chris Pratt in Jurrasic World. Flawless plan.
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The GG Allin jam experience
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Haven’t done a damn thing at work today due to this thread A+
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Lol those kids are never going to see their bid money ever again
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Same. My boss just asked me to go on one last service call and I let ‘em know a pimp only a works when I want to work.
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SULTAN GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND LETS TALK FAM TO FAM
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The force is stronger with the bort fam, with quality threads like this.
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Because I’m a loser I spec’d out Sultan’s board and everything here brand new comes out to just under 7k so that’s a start. That guy must have a great job!
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What are the odds Sultan collects all this VFJ money and just spends it all on personal 30 min Stasik hangs?
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This is what I thought of when I first read the pimps comment
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Which song sucks more?
- Chicagoooo
- V4J song
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Chicago would be awesome live if they opened up the middle section
I think it’s perfect as is
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We haven’t fammed a Chicago sing-along at any fam event in a whille
I’d rather put my money towards @UnCommon_5 getting a GoPro and backstage pass
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Chicago is the most VIP song in UM history. They gave it a red carpet and everything. Wooks were kept out so custies could be photographed entering that historic show.
It was a historic moment for KB too. at that moment in time, he recognized where the business model needed to go.
We haven’t pimped a Chicago sing-along at any pimp event in a whille
Fixed for you
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