I am dying at the use of pimp
Can we post screen shots of us shitting on this douche to his own FB group about how terrible their songs ideas are for something they paid 10K for?
Maybe I should just post a link to this thread
I’m in that, seventy-four, Coupe DeVille
With the, power seats, leather, wood on my wheel
One-touch sunroof BUT leave it alone
Hoes see it can’t believe it - “It’s goin back on it’s own”
Oooooooooooooooh, shit, that’s how we do it baby
“Every day like this?” Seven dayy-ayyys
… I tell you three-sixty-five
Winter spring and fall, in the summer we ride
You actin like you never seen it befo’
Like them country boys ain’t got no dough
Bitch please - GET OUT - but don’t you slam that do’
DUST YOUR SHOES OFF - befo’ you touch that flo’
Cause you want to put your feet on my rug, don’tcha?
You really want to put your feet on my rug, don’tcha?
You’re in a hurry - SLOW DOWN - and I might letcha touch it
You ain’t from Russia, so bitch why you rushing?
Pimps go to fests. They just don’t bring their bottom bitch, they bring some fresh meat.
Oh god lol
This thread has fucking delivered in the past hour, 88 new responses.
real pimps have no hierarchy, all are simply the flock, and the pimp the shepherd
WHERE THE WOOK STRIPPERS AT?
Real pimps pay a jam band that’s past their prime $10k to write a song that won’t get played more than once, then creates a pyramid scheme-like group to double that amount to have the final say over what kind of creative input gets pushed forward from each member
@stringz Do we have a bort paypal or venmo email I can respond with?
real pimps have no hierarchy, all are simply the flock, and the pimp the shepherd
Fixed that for you, what a beautiful quote @stringzbot
Pretty sure you are the one who can make that happen. Look inside your soul
Bridgeview, preparing…
I’ll show this guy a pimp, I’ll out bid him myself and write the song about my dog. 10sec composition about shitting in the yard and licking his balls>15min improv.
HOLY SHIT WAIT IS KB ACTUALLY SULTAN
The mastermind. He did it. He created an alter ego, got everyone in VfJ to put money in, cashed out.
Amazing