Random, Spontaneous Thoughts about UM (Part 1)

I’m a bare minimum kinda guy

KB is to the Cubs what sultan is to UM

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I really hope Barber is the “single bidder”

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I would love that

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Lyrics are already done:

THE UNTZ IS THAT FEELING YOU GET WHEN BROWNIE DROPS THE BOMBS LIKE NAPALM ON YOUR GROOVE JUNGLE AKA SOUL, MANGS CHILLS TO THE SIDE WITH THE SWANG DIP SWANG DIP SWANG DIP, A BUNKER BOMB TO YOUR DEEMSTER TRENCH AKA MINDS EYE. ALAN CHILLS IN THE BACK WITH THE TSKA TSKA TSKA, A GROOVE MISSLE SET ON B’GOCK, AND BARBS BRINGS IT ALL BACK HOME WITH THE DEEDLE DE DEE DEEDLE DE DEE, A PSYCHIC BREAKDOWN MINE, HIDDEN IN THE TRANCE PASTURE, BLOWING OPEN YOUR BISCO CHAKRA, THAT IS THE UNTZ.

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The album is done and fully mastered so I have no idea why it’s not released, but I’m happy to send it to you if you want it lol

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I do love some good lobster though

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My immediate thought.

Lol @ “if this Facebook group gets it, it’s guaranteed to be in rotation.”

The song about a fan that died isn’t even in constant rotation.

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Decided that wasn’t appropriate

It was but I understand. Glad I read it before deleted

I’ll be posting it in the PT thread lmao

VFJ right now…

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V4J is going to end up making the prompt about community and friendship and we’re gonna end up with Gulf Stream II

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I wanna know, haha.

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It was the Wyllys version of the copy pasta that kramm posted

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Undelete the post. Thats lurker shit.

and thats not what we do here.

I would know.

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Fine, ya’ll asked for it

THE WYLLYS IS THAT GUY THAT LIES ABOUT TOTALING HIS CAR EN ROUTE TO YOUR WOOK MATRIMONY AKA WEDDING, HIS “WIFE” CHILLS TO THE SIDE WITH THE ONION DIP ONION DIP ONION DIP, A FULL TROUGH OF BONELESS WINGS TO HER BUFFET LINE AKA HEADQUARTERS. WADE CHILLS TO THE BACK COUNTING YOUR CASH LIKE CHACHING CHACHING CHACHING, A SCUD MISSLE SET ON YOUR BANK ACCOUNT. WYLLYS BRINGS IT ALL BACK HOME WITH THE HEHEHE A PSYCHO BRIDE BREAKDOWN MAKING THE GROOM DJ HIS OWN WEDDING, BLOWING OPEN YOUR PT MOD REQUESTS. THAT MY FRIENDS IS THE WYLLYS

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Did Jen Hartswick ever do something shitty? I always felt a little weird when people just lumped her in with Wade’s bullshit just because they dated for a while.

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Link the PT thread