Imagine this guy calling you a “custie”.
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Literally said the same thing in my group chat. You’re working overtime to gather an army to hand the band $10k+ but sure it’s the others who are the custies
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He just made sure to point out on the group that if they lose he could probably get the guys to write a song for him for 10k anyways. Gotta throw that dick around a bit.
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i misread that as “SELLING” some ticket refunds. “give us more money, and we’ll refund you some money”
We already covered that angle
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Barber
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Oh I am sorry did the same conversation happen twice on the bort?
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More of a prophetic we knew you were coming
The last thing I’m doing is giving some wook celeb money on the Internet. The last time I did that, 3 hours later they sent me a picture of them eating lobster with the rest of their band and I still haven’t gotten the album I paid for.
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Your bar for prophetic is pretty low
Someone should put this on my tombstone
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You know instead of buying that house, I could take all the money i’ve saved and have a hippie jamband write a song that will get played once and promptly shelved. Tempting.
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They don’t even say it will be played, just that they will send you it.
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reminds me of an ancient Klingon proverb
If a band writes a song and nobody ever hears it, does it even exist?
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i hope the winning bid goes to martin shkreli who can have that single-copy of that wu tang album to go along with this umph tune
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KB like “thanks for the free studio time, suckas”
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sauce?
this shit is hilarious and makes me so happy i’ve never done the fb thing
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FTFY
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Lets leave the Cubs out of this. They aren’t the ones who created their own wiki page.
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