Random, Spontaneous Thoughts about UM (Part 1)

Then it faaaaaaaaaaaaades
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Should’ve left the m/ open for everyone else to get in.

Besides maybe the intro to Mantis and a Haji, there is nothing nothing better than broing out to the end of Divisions.

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I pick divisions over both of the other two

Oh, that’s what the standalone m is for. Really screwed that one up to deny the bros the moment (s of divisions).

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UM has really bad merch but jeez the motel keychain is another level of terrible idea. The whole point of them is they’re too big to mistake for your actual keychain.

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Yeah the golden ticket bag was dumb as fuck this year too. There is no way they put 30-40 of merch in it this year literally a shirt, koozie, and keychain. I’ve gotten blu-rays and poster/ handbills before at the actual festival. But oh well just bought one to try and win free tickets.

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here’s a 30 dollar wine tumbler

holy shit and fucking umphreys masks

https://merch.umphreys.com/product/UYAM348/sweet-relief-mask?cp=402_4413

aren’t Um shirts like $40?

Link to the motel keychain?

I guess Phish did this at one of their festivals, I’ve seen a bunch of Phans bitching that UM is being posers, haha. Phish def didn’t get the idea from old hotels or anything.

They tossed the keychain in with something I bought one time. I use it for my storage unit, no complaints.

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Just now seeing these? They’ve been promoting since probably the 2nd Bayliss set

bro do I look like someone who watches wine not streams

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I haven’t watched a single one. I’ve gotten several emails and seen fb posts about it

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Well it might suck but UM motel key>Phish motel key

As a giveaway item sure. Fine. They legit HAVE to give them away in the gift bags because no one would buy one lol.

Yeah it’s nice for a very specific and not everyday set of keys. Whatever. I wouldn’t buy it. It’s not the worst thing in the world though.

I would actually enjoy the Joel streams if he had some acoustic foam in that room.

I have never quite understood why the wonka logo died. They only use it for promotions/festivals and stuff but never for any merch. Makes absolutely zero sense to me. It was clean, unique, and they could’ve really used it everywhere like Phish’s logo or even moe.'s for christs sake

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