Random, Spontaneous Thoughts about UM (Part 1)

I feel weird posting pictures with the band here. Is there a term for the opposite of a humble brag?

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Found this in my email. Granted most of those prices are brand new but I put the used price in for a few things

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I hate trust funders who lack humility

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Man, I’ve been playing guitar for 18 years (not very good) and I am just now thinking of splurging on a nice Tele, something that I’ll have with me for the rest of my life. The Sult has a single pedal that is above my budget for the guitar.

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And I bet you can play better than him

At the end of the day it’s just hopeful conjecture w/ no timeline, but it is nice to see the idea of iceland living on for now.

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I literally came in here to ask which one of you wooks I just upvoted XD

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Yes she absolutely is.

I can’t believe the reddit deep divers didn’t go far enough down to get to the questions/comments he posted in an Eric Andre AMA (one he actually got a response to):

  • “Sultan here. Graduating from Berkeley and playing cello, do you really believe the music entertainment business is that rough compared to TV? Also I’m a guitarist in Atlanta would you like to collaborate on my new track time to deliver a pizza ball? Will you sit on my face? Do you throw mad neck?”
  • “Can we musically collab by dumping hot sauce and ranch in each others eyes? Time to deliver a pizza ball” (Eric Andre said “yes”)
  • How many times do you plan on getting arrested? Will you dose me and lock me in a room?"
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God this all reeks of desperation. I want to feel bad for him, but…

I guess I doxxed my Reddit account. Now everyone on the bort will know I’m a moderator of r/smalldickproblems.

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Wear it as a badge of honor.

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Give her the best thirty seconds of your life

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Here for a good time, not a long time.

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Looks like a needle works like a sewing machine

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I wanted to not downvote everything in there but I couldn’t help myself.

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Nice job on the KB copypasta. #BMG #takesultantoo

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I know about the 2002 Carol of the Bells from '02 on UM’s YT. Any other Christmas jams out there? I want to make a playlist. Trying to compromise with trying to be in the spirit but I still want to just listen to UM make it interesting to my ears rather than Bing Crosby for the 1000th time.

Damn, and I thought we had gotten rid of you

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NYE 2015 Christmas in Hollis if that counts. Wouldn’t say it’s a jam though iirc. Allthings has a few Carol of the Bells and a couple of Christmas Time is Here.

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