Random, Spontaneous Thoughts about UM (Part 1)

Long time supporter here, and I have yet to meet any of the band members.

I did make BaeBae laugh at HSMF 09 when they were doing a workshop, they had just shown us the hand signal for ‘this stinks, next’.

Joel started telling a story about a new song and I gave him the claw hand signal. Brendan thought it was hilarious but Joel stopped telling his story. I am pretty sure BaeBae looks for me at every show now

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two joel shout outs/happy birthdays and 3 song requests granted here folks.

suck on that sultan, you bitch.

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Bet you were fuckin pumped when they played that Little Gift request

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Smoked multiple joints over the years with Joel. Everyone can suck my dick

I’ve never narc’d on Kris to Bayliss.

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almost as excited as i was when joel said happy birthday joan!

Holla when you have a song written for you

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Need those metrics included in your stats on allthings.umphreys.cum

@jwelsh8 got some ATU updates.

I’ve gone on vacation with a band member. Where’s my prize?

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But have any of you been Myers’ ex girlfriend’s favorite?

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Lol wait, what is this a reference to?

a likely response from a married woman who’s had an encounter with the CumDawg

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A night I ended up in a bar with myers and some of my friends. I pissed everyone off because I was drunk and was campaigning for UM to play front porch for @mja271 the next week(he was not present). Everyone decided to take a group photo and I read the room that I shouldn’t be a part of this photo. Well myers girlfriend comes up, asks for my phone to take picture and demands me to be in the photo because I was her favorite or some shit. Not a great story unless you were there so I feel weird typing all of it. That being said the picture is A+. I’ll edit it in once I find it.

Y’all can probably guess which one is me.

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Lol sounds like something Taylor would do. I almost thought it was a backhanded reference to me for a second as her and I have been friends for a really long time.

Congratulations

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Yea she was cool from what I recall. Too bad myers didn’t get the band to play front porch.

Lol, I don’t say it super proudly, she’s a bit of a pain in the ass. Her brother and I were roommates in college and she jumped on tour aka going crazy for the band right after high school.

I will say that it led to me being able to launch Myers off of the blob at Mountain Music Fest a few years ago so color you all jealous as fuck.

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BB dedicated a song to me at a show I wasn’t at once

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Me too! I was waiting in line outside