Random, Spontaneous Thoughts about UM (Part 1)

Ok Trump

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My thoughts exactly

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What do we really know about Discourse and its creators? We know the bort is run by a far left weed growing activist. I suspect my sheep answers get changed after I PM them.

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So UM re-releases zonkey and drops a poster (sans shows) before hitting sultan back up about writing a v4J song. Lol

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I guess they feel there’s a better chance of earning $10,000 from those.

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I actually am a fan of that poster. Probably would rather buy the puzzle though tbh.

This is an application I just received. Unreal. No interview for you, but thanks for making me laugh this morning.

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Wtf I deserve an interview. I DEMAND an interview.

Shoulda offered them an interview just to see what happened

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Frankly, he has upper management written all over him. Just needs a challenge.

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Don’t forget to order your UM ahot glasses prior to the holidays so you can take ahots while listening to Zonkey

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wow! i want to know the amount of $$ generated by a god damn typo. i mean i really need to figure out how to turn my alcohol-influenced misspellings into some serious cash.

between the pins, and these shot glasses, it will be in the thousands which they lucked into.

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I once got a nickname cause I was too drunk to say the words I was trying to say. A spoken typo if you will. Unfortunately didn’t make me any money though…

Guys I think I hate the band now

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https://the-bort.com/t/i-dont-listen-to-jam-bands-anymore/3214

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you need a KB (or, better yet THE KB) on your team

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KB saw how douchey PPPP had become, and he said STOP!!! This is MY scene!!!

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