Random, Spontaneous Thoughts about UM (Part 1)

You raw dogged a wookette??? Bold move sir

Fireball and ketamine my man, fireball and ketamine.

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Her chin is sexy af

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I was knocked out early on Friday night, but decided to watch 10 minutes of Wine Not. It was highlighted by the Sultan asking if anyone else was drinking tequila, then when one girl said she was it turned into some real awkward stretch joke about him being inside her, or vice versa. It was 1/10 joke, 1/10 execution, and I think effectively shut down any conversation thereafter.

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Wtf dude is such a creepy wook

This sounds insane and I wish we had more deetz lmao this fucking chode

i too, turned on wine not… but i have it full screen so i am not subjected to the chat

wtf

Came across this interview with Sultan and watched a few minutes. Seems like the kind of spun guy you meet at a festival and slowly back away from as he talks your ear off https://youtu.be/YrHJ9cfFmpM

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i kinda want to watch, but i definitely don’t want to contribute to view-count. i’m sure i already get the gist

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Side note. I really enjoyed the wine not set this week. Land of confusion and shining star were pretty sick.

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wow, everything about this is 12th tier but i can’t look away

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I clicked to smash thumbs down without watching

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Those are not very flattering clips of his band. JFC

Holy shit. Somebody talked to him for 80 straight minutes?

Nah, he talked to them for 80 minutes straight.

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*at them

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Cocaine is a helluva drug

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It’s near the end of Wellwishers, second song in the set.

“Who’s drinking tequila?”
“I am Mark!”
“So no one?”
“Dammit I said I was”
“Oh, I thought you were saying 'I am Mark,” like you were inside me"

Probably was hoping to stretch it into a some sort of sexual fantasy but failed

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about as equally as smooth

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