Random, Spontaneous Thoughts about UM (Part 1)

Tough call.

Ceiling fan without a lightbulb

Mirrors on the ceiling along with a fan that has no blades or light, fucking wooks.

Maybe there are blades, just no bulb or dome now that I look again.

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I’d umgasm on that girl

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What’s that? You get her extremely close to cumming and then you just start pounding her in sync with the jajunk intro?

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So you rush and get to the climax too early?

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No climax for anybody, but you quickly get an abortion because of the precum.

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PrecUMphrey’s McGoo

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I’ve been shouting “Dumphrey’s McPee” in the BR at UM shows for as long as I can remember.

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@Random_Ass
@flyfishmich
how do I change my username to Dumphrey’s McPee? Doesn’t look like I have the option to change for some reason.

@discobot fortune
@discobot quote
@discobot I love you

Fuck I gotta do ALL THIS FUCKING WORK I GUESS

@discobot quote

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:left_speech_bubble: The teacher who is indeed wise does not bid you to enter the house of his wisdom but rather leads you to the threshold of your mind. — Khalil Gibran

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@discobot fortune

:crystal_ball: Outlook good

I love you discobot
I need one about Barber
@discobot quote

:left_speech_bubble: Friendship isn’t a big thing. It’s a million little things.

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Bless

Think I can change it for you if you seriously want that. Though you can’t have spaces in your username.

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:rofl:

The cutoff screenshot can’t confirm whether she is hot or not. Still, I prefer the local news when I’m banging.

Also, am I the only one with a an almost-ter baby? I got a girl pregnant during the Athens 2015 run. Lived across the country and wasn’t close with the woman so we didn’t keep it. I’m adopted and that still fucks with my head to this day.

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