Rezak follows me on IG, when he added me it was one of those obvious “i followed you, so follow me back/i need more followers”. I’ve never met the guy or talked to him so it was pretty blatant he was fishing for likes.
Elegant, Flawless, Timeless, Rezak.
@discobot fortune
Most likely
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Lol @ the popular topics
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Shameless he is.
“let me post an article about me for your sake”
JFC
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Sultan felt Rezak nipping at his heels and comes right back down the court with a major slam dunk
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I’m gonna give Rezak the benefit of the doubt based on my buddy who writes artist bios saying shit like “it’s not revelatory” in casual conversation.
“there’s a little um shoutout”
AKA: “I had to remind everyone that I have met them and that we are 100% best friends”
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Your friend writes artist bios? Like as a job?
He works for Sub.Mission and does artist bios as freelance on the side
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Gotcha. Not a bad gig
Yeah, it’s definitely a solid gig. It doesn’t suck in the perks department, but I don’t envy him having to do artist relations at times. Imagine having to pretend you like Sultan.
Can’t be that hard, umphrey’s has to do it constantly
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This reads like a Wyllys chronicle.
Welcome to the lawsuit
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KB uses his mind control obviously
Update: sultan is going to write everything up and present it to us before management. I asked if he saw my post that there should be a requirement that the song is 11:42 long. Time to work some of my WTA logic
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Not 1348? VfJers are obsessed with that.