Random, Spontaneous Thoughts about UM (Part 1)

Wow. Born and raised in Northern Colorado.

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Whatup Overland! I lived in Leawood from ages 1-7

My buddy got the cops and FD called on us after Raleigh UM last year for slamming dabs DIRECTLY UNDERNEATH the smoke detector in the hoty.

Apparently there are new smoke detectors in some hotys that pick up cig/weed smoke in the room as well

I love the term zooted. My homegirl was born and raised in CT. Her brother is the epitome of NE flatbill Bosco kid…without even liking jambands. Hes super cool, love the kid…but God damn if he isn’t the most cringey.

Anyway, I picked up the term zooted from him. I remember checking out of our hoty in Columbia after 6/2/17. I usually never check out with the desk when leaving, just take the key card to use for drugs later and dip. But this morning seemed like the perfect time to get some face time in with the hotel employees.

I walked in the office with no shirt on and a ridiculous dancing bear beanie on (bright orange, with the ears and tassles on either side). She asked how our stay was. I replied with “Oh, we got zooted. We got so zooted.” Her only response was “oh…good.” I know she called the maids like “did you find any zoot in the room?”.

Lol good times.

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Love the term zooted as well

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Can’t wait for a zooted AF bro down at Red RAWKs

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Zooted is definitely a staple when the boys are hitting the slopes.

Polluted is one I picked up from my cousins in Canada. Not sure if it’s their thing or not but I like it.

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zooted and polluted

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How many of y’all refer to the powder on the slopes as yak?

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Feel like that fell out of vogue lately but def used to get yak attacked

Nothing like them albino yaks coming off the mountain

Mine was accurate as shit but I feel like it was only based off of the rotary answer.

not a Yes fan?..

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Boring nerd music

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For real

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Paging @UncleDutchman

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From Umphrey’s Discussion

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Saw that, had to hold back from getting on their case for throwing away their vote in a very important election.

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It really hurts my brain that people think stuff like this is “cool”.

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Fuck. That.