i feel fortunate enough that this is legitimately one of my biggest life issues.
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don do your butthole like that, this is serious shit
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i luckily always have claim to the only spare (buddies) lakehouse bedroom with a connected bathroom so i can just shit in the sink and wash my ass that way.
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This has probably been the best theory so far, this has all definitely just been a small little mistake not being hashed out in a public forum, I’m sure Kris will behind the kit in SC next week and we can put all this behind us.
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Maybe Kris is just pulling a Costanza
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wtf you talking about, this is the @funktastic butthole thread
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I’ll throw something else out there. What if Kris never came back to ground but instead kept climbing, to the point he left earth’s atmosphere? I know that a space shuttle has insane amounts of thrust/force/speed to get off the ground and into space, but could a drummer, already traveling at 40,000 feet doing mounds of blow pull the nose up and just keep going? What if Kris was so fucking high that he just left the gravitational pull of the earth???!?
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what really what the hell is this thread then
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butt hole != butt crack
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Thats the @zencer self-realization thread
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omg how did I not scroll all the way to the bottom
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Plus, it’s bat night
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The bort works in mysterious ways
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He was gay, Kris Myers?
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can someone please kill @Jajunk00
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I think maybe just of Eastern European descent.
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This thread has so many fucking question marks
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Are you questioning?
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