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Goddamn did @gatroe get the Bort good. 52 lost, poor souls.
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first gif in the group chat after the Myers news was announced was of course Paulie’s “I feel like I’ve been shtabbed in the hart”
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Is anyone else still in denial and bargaining?
I’m moving to acceptance slowly
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Ryan overheard Kris’s wife having a dispute with some of his loyal fans at a show, she was calling them “bassik bitches”. Unfortunately this lead to a clash backstage between the two rawkstars. Kris defended his wife as any loyal husband would do, and pony was furious. Just as things got to the peak of the confrontation KB walked in jokingly saying “Kris why don’t you just steal Ryan’s E string?” They all joined in laughter, followed by KB abruptly stating that both NFTs and bassik denim hat sales are at an all time high and Kris was forced to leave the band.
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Pretty much didnt give a fuck the whole time. Been working out great
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Guys, do we know what happened with Kris yet?
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i’m shitting without a bidet right now and it fucking sucks.
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RIP that’s the worst
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i feel fortunate enough that this is legitimately one of my biggest life issues.
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don do your butthole like that, this is serious shit
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i luckily always have claim to the only spare (buddies) lakehouse bedroom with a connected bathroom so i can just shit in the sink and wash my ass that way.
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I think we are still trying to figure that out.
Could have been an administrative error and someone just needs to just straighten things out.
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This has probably been the best theory so far, this has all definitely just been a small little mistake not being hashed out in a public forum, I’m sure Kris will behind the kit in SC next week and we can put all this behind us.
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Maybe Kris is just pulling a Costanza
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It’s entirely possible he is still in the band and our social media feeds have been manipulated by a back channel between Goose and Moscow to make us think Kris is gone so that we won’t buy tickets to shows, so that we will go to Goose.
I need to see it for myself. I think KM will be there when tour starts but I’ll be relying on reporting from people at the shows.
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wtf you talking about, this is the @funktastic butthole thread
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I’ll throw something else out there. What if Kris never came back to ground but instead kept climbing, to the point he left earth’s atmosphere? I know that a space shuttle has insane amounts of thrust/force/speed to get off the ground and into space, but could a drummer, already traveling at 40,000 feet doing mounds of blow pull the nose up and just keep going? What if Kris was so fucking high that he just left the gravitational pull of the earth???!?
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what really what the hell is this thread then
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