Kris Myers out

OK – NSFW

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Definitely at least a couple of boobs in this

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got me twice today

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I aim to please.

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I think Kris saw pics of the venue they’re playing near Pittsburgh this summer and said “F it, I’m out”. I am thinking of hitting that show after Phish Columbus tho..

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Got me.

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Both times here too

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Lot of people dying lately?

I deal with the living but I don’t like to talk about work on here due to being in a hyper niche field and the nature of my posting lol.

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Goddamn did @gatroe get the Bort good. 52 lost, poor souls.

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Hey kid, what’s your lot name again? I got two VIP tickets to Kendall Street Company for ya.

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first gif in the group chat after the Myers news was announced was of course Paulie’s “I feel like I’ve been shtabbed in the hart”

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Ryan overheard Kris’s wife having a dispute with some of his loyal fans at a show, she was calling them “bassik bitches”. Unfortunately this lead to a clash backstage between the two rawkstars. Kris defended his wife as any loyal husband would do, and pony was furious. Just as things got to the peak of the confrontation KB walked in jokingly saying “Kris why don’t you just steal Ryan’s E string?” They all joined in laughter, followed by KB abruptly stating that both NFTs and bassik denim hat sales are at an all time high and Kris was forced to leave the band.

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Pretty much didnt give a fuck the whole time. Been working out great

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Guys, do we know what happened with Kris yet?

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i’m shitting without a bidet right now and it fucking sucks.

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RIP that’s the worst

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