fucken elder abuse
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Don’t drag the Sox into this, they’ve had it rough enough.
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Myers ended Tim Anderson’s career
Not really. If weren’t so slammed at work right now I might have more motivation but meh.
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That was Jose Ramirez
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He had a busy game. The Anthem was good for daddy that day
Feels. Thank you for your service as always
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I’d be in a different line of work.
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kris myers and the borts girlfriend were in the closet making babies and i saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me
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shut the fuck up dork
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Has Kick the Cat announced a summer tour?
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Daddy jar jar is hot af
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The one man whose girl Kris cant pull
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Umphreys/comments/1kmdm2z/kris_resignation_is_effective_immediately/
Have you checked Reddit lately? Someone just posted all the juicy deetz in this thread. Couldn’t believe what I read tbh
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God dammit
Haha you fucker
Kris Myers sat behind me in Spanish
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You wouldn’t even believe your eyes
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