If you have the energy, have at it
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I barely have the energy to get a boner these days.
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I thought you thought it was mutual? Pick a lane
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Same
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I’m reporting you to HR. @root
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My biggest boners these days usually involve burning the toast
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Legit lol
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He earned a like from me too. Was a good one.
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Umphrey’s parking lot attendant made out with my girlfriend
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really wanted to harass one of Farag’s exes during the '18 canopy show.
we had a great spot right in front of Joel but it was short lived. A couple minutes before showtime I see Farag kiss somebody off to the right and then this mysterious woman rejoins her friends right behind us. They let out the most piercing screams during the songs and then they all talked so loudly about the dumbest shit during the jams.
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How quickly would you get booted from r/umphreys or VfJ with that? Do you have burners you can post that to them with?
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First independent bort porno. All proceeds go to future bort lawsuit funds
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Still every time I see this I wish I had that hog.
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this is finally coming full circle in regards to Kris’ IG post about White Sox parking scams.
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Spoilers, dude. You barely gave him enough time to wonder what Jar Jar’s penis looks like.
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Was Myers the reason for the Sox record breaking year last year?
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not sure, I bumped into him after a Cubs game a few years ago and he didn’t even try to make out with my sister. it was weird.
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I bet if you handed him a lap top he would know what to do.
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He banged LaRussa’s wife last time they did the Anthem
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