Your guitar got six strings
Your fist got five
Punching homeless men in Maine
Bitch, killing my vibe
Acting like Wade
Burnning rock with Willie
All because wife up and left your pee-pee
You say thats how you do it in Niles
Dropping men in streets
Leaving their bones in piles
Bitch, I am from South Bend
My dad beats ho’s to death with tennis rackets
You aint nothing by a skinny punk
Word is you got a Sultan fetish
I really am going to stop trolling now, but saw @Attachments post and was already on the toilet taking a shit.
I don’t know what I’ll do with myself not hearing anymore Stranglehold teases.
Spin nuge recordings lol
I’d rather listen to Bisco or shove needles in my ears.
Hadn’t thought of this yet 
God forbid they don’t do Hollywood Nights anymore either
Nugent is a lunatic piece of shit but a couple times a year I smoke a spliff and blast Stranglehold as loud as my speakers can handle.
I guess i can’t get on too high of a horse, cuz I’ve heard UM make homophobic, transphobic, and consent jokes from shows back in the day. Plus, I still bump Mystikal too.
I hate Nugent but it is a fun riff to play. I can’t blame Jake.
Kanye’s stage alone is bigger than 90% of the venues UM is currently playing
That was fun in West Hollywood actually,
Hollywood nights in the Hollywood hills 
Don’t mind me, I’m just burnt out on both since i pretty much heard them during every family event.
Lol UM fans are the worst
You forgot pedophile
Guessing if its an actual rift a lot of Jake songs would be taken out of rotation. Regardless of what you think of the rest of the guys, that really hurts shows/runs.
I’m a slut for mail package. Would suck to never see it again
Fancy, Ringo, and Milk too.
