Home Improvement (Bort additions)

Everybody who seen the leprechaun say “yeah”

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Why would we bother @stringz, I’ll just let @root take care of it.

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ftfy

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I 'spose i clutched my pearls a little too tightly

Sorry didn’t even think of that. Dont think I’ve ever reported to mods in my years of borting. So it slipped my mind. Noted, and will do next time. Sorry daddy strings

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I think we have another one.

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It appears they infiltrated the highest level of bort admin

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Fuck I haven’t gotten White Lights’d in awhile

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We got some weird shit going on here

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you are also, admittedly, thousands of posts behind. there be whitelight gold up in dem hills

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Announcement

Next weekend I plan to put the site in to READONLY mode for a few hours. This will mean no posting, DMs, or messages.

I will be moving the site to a new server, which is the last large architecture change left on the roadmap. This process should take a few hours, and will result with a small bit of downtime (hopefully no more than 5 minutes).

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While you’re at it please fix the bug preventing me from liking my own posts.

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Discriminating against my outdated browser.

Haha me too. Shocker. But this may be the final straw to get me to upgrade my phone.

Btw mods, @flyfishmich @stringz @Random_Ass and others, is there a way to find my password? I changed it a while back and now can’t remember it. I tried resetting my password but perhaps being logged in on my phone caused problems? Thanks y’all.

I just checked the database and it says your password is “IEatDicks69420!”.

Summary

But no we don’t have access to anyone’s password. We might be able to trigger a forced reset if you can’t yourself, but I’d have to check.

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Discourse, like most companies and services that aren’t a complete idiot, does not store plaintext passwords in a database. They are usually hashed.

Yeah no way admins can read a user’s password. Only choice is password reset or figure it out…

Or just use a password manager. Wild to me how many people absolutely refuse to even try bitwarden or 1password or w/e

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If The Bort could read passwords it would be far more lucrative.

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Not sure what happened to the right sidebar but it looks weird now

2025-08-29T04:00:00Z