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1130

I know I know. I was in a hurry to do it then forgot to fix it

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1131

dunno why the bort crashed. back up now. will do a further investigation later and try to get some housekeeping done this weekend.

apologies

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1133

Actually I gotta turn this thing off and do some more work tonight. The chore I have been putting off has finally caught up to me

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1134

Thanks strootz

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1135

You mean Order 66’ing this place?

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1136

Bout to have to turn this site off for 30 minutes or so

1137

aight we are back and ready for action

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1138

“30 minutes”

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1139

Time is relative

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1140

under promise/over deliver

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1141

8 minutes as opposed to 30, pretty awesome

1142

Go to work trick too. “I should be able to do it in 3 days boss”

Do it in 1. Bort for 2.

Boss gets a dollar
I get a dime
That’s why i poop on company time

But now that groceries
are expensive as fuck
I steal the catalytic converter off the company truck

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1143

I always give longer lead times to clients, but also am aware of what my competition promises.

1144

I promise the wife 15 minutes, get it done in 1. #hustleandgrind

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1145

Exaggerate much??

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1146

I never specified minute or pump.

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1147

@root I’m getting 500 errors trying to like posts. It’s not every post, but damn near close.

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1148

Same

1149

I blame @funktastic and his promotion of Oasis today

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1150

I like this post.

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