First show tonight!

never seen this band umphrey’s before, what songs should i check out before the show? and what can i expect at the show?

SSIA

thanks for earnest and serious replies only

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Don’t even bother going. Sell your ticket, save your money.

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Hot Air Balloon

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If you hear fans around you go, “Woo!”, you must join in! Also index knuckle to index knuckle is for random fans but if they feel fam then wrap around eachother and touch pinkies when Stasik signals \mm/. Bonus points if your dicks touch.

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All in time {gs}

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If you’re lucky you’ll catch a fat Jamflowman

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Make sure you have a Bitcoin wallet, but also carry cash because you never know when the band’s manager may charge you for random shit like using the bathroom or having a drink of water. But if you’re too poor to be in the VIP section you may not run into him anyway to be honest

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If you want jamming you’re gonna be disappointed

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pregaming!

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Yooooo

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Is that a classic new haven pie I see

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This dude would do just fine at a northeast (biscuits) run

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trying out a new brew tonight!

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Keep your ears peeled in the pit for the secret code word to the secret ninja shows. If you’re lucky a friendly phreak might give you your first pork fritter pin!!

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Reset your modem

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Shiiiiiit

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Pre show dommies is a dangerous move. Much respect

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pre show deep dish last year was bad

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i think i did it early enough so i have time to properly digest without losing my base. plus i have left ovies for post show after i finish my 12 rolling rocks

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Drink better beer.