First summer camp for us this weekend - any advice from you weirdos?
camp in the forest unless you have elite shade methods for open field camping.
sneak in as much hard liquor as you can, supply & demand can make you very rich on sunday.
Dig. Getting a pop-up tent and using some tarps to add to the shade cause weāre car camping so no forest for us
Bring a bandanna/face cover is the weather is going to be dry, the dust is brutal and will destroy your lungs by Sunday.
Donāt lose your prescription glasses on day 2.
if you are driving in with drugs, follow every single road rule to a T the second you cross into chillicothe township.
yup, do not fuck around South of Sparland or North of Mossville.
Rural Illinois donāt fuck around
Agreed.
These are more tips for flying with substances but you can make nasal sprays with a variety of powders or you can empty out a travel or full if you are a wild one Gold Bold container and full that. Iām also a fan of using Emergenc-ee packets that can be resealed with a hair straightener.
Spraying a nasal spray up a hookers butt is just was less fun than ripping lines tho
But when they fart it right back at you, thatās just so much fun.
The move. Just dont mix up your gold bonds.
itās your own personal splash zone, just like as a kid at Sea World.
Wait. No outside booze? The fuck? Not even a limit on it, just straight up not allowed to bring it in?
Doing 2 liters and filling them back up. Thatās horseshit
yeah, but thatās also the reason that there are no checkpoints. no line, gate or pat down on the way to any stage.
Thatās kinda nice I suppose. Just wasnāt expecting a hard no on that. I guess weāll just bring liquor in and then go buy cases?
man, 12 packs of goose island 312 were $37 in 2015. I canāt imagine prices todayā¦
Holy fucking shit
single beers at the stages are your standard festival prices but if you buy one of those cases, you are a HERO for your camp