Asking for a friend

Have I been listening to the same band all these years?

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Shit, I knew I wasn’t really an UM fan

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And thank goodness for that. Can you imagine how embarrassing that would be?

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Patient: “really been thinking about offing myself recently”

Therapist: “isn’t this song catchy?? Want to hear it again??”

Patient: “ k I’m actually gonna kms now”

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I’m hoping she means it’s stuck in her head and she phrased it weirdly…

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If that’s what she meant that was a horrible way of putting it lol. Reads like she has it straight up playing during a session

Thinking about umph songs while your patients are talking to you may not be a good look either though

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Patient: I just feel like such a failure recently…

Therapist: just listen to these vocals! And the lyrics… super meaningful. They really leveled up with this album. I can’t wait to catch these tunes live, I don’t even care if they jam them at all. Do you think they’ll play the whole thing front-to-back at a show later this summer?

Patient: Actually I feel a lot better about myself now.

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Lol

I’d bet dollars to donuts that she’s quoted umphreys lyrics when talking to a patient.

Patient: this breakup has really been hard on me. I don’t know how to deal with it

Therapist: you’re caught in a moment, it’s never easy to forget

Patient: I don’t want to remember it, but yeah it’s hard to forget

Therapist: bravely now, stare at the indecision!

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Insert all of Susannah’s lyrics

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If my therapist knew about UM or tDB I would run the fuck out of there.

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That therapist most likely needs more therapy than yourself

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A++

@WOLFpacker16
@SociableBenny

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I got all the therapy I’ll ever need from the biscuits. 10/27/17

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ah have to do my monthly listen to that

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I officially like Escape Goat.

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I really like Escape Goat and Work Sauce and think both will be great additions to their shows.

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RC: had some friday work sauce today

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