A proposal for the Bort

I think I understand what’s happening here…

Is @matt actually Kevin Browning?
  • Yes
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I would have if I was more clever.

And also probably wouldn’t have torpedoed my non-existent reputation by randomly proposing homies don’t act like jerks to each other on their favorite message board.

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Yeah whoops - I meant to post ITT

I love shitty (redundant) nfts, doing triathlons, and writing garbage press releases.

So yeah… K(B)ang’d

#mattmustgo

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Alright who’s the asshole come out with your hands up

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love this. what’s your day rate? I got some ideas…

edit: was just about to change my pfp now that dpw season is over. guess i can’t now because it would take your beautiful art out of context.

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I don’t think I’m an asshole

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You are definitely not sir.

In all seriousness, I hope I’ve not upset or offended any of yall here. Love you guys.

Who the fuck are you bro? I see you post in the work/networking thread not sure why you wanna try and troll me just cuz you behind a keyboard and think we’ll never cross paths.

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I will lick you

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But not me? Fuckin jerk

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What’s happening here? Idgi

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idk my bff Jill

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This thread reeks of GetALoadOfThisGuy.jpg

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Also if this doesn’t get moved to chit chat when my earnest attempt at getting people to play games on a bort discord channel did then I’m gonna turn into a whiny tiny weenie

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God dammit.

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Respectfully, fuck:

Jerks, every one of you

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Just stopping by to state that while I absolutely support the sentiment of this thread, I was also very confused by where it came from, and why some of us were tagged into it. I mean, there’s always some petty shit flying off around on here, but it’s mostly done w/o truly malicious intent. Then I noticed how busy the Middle East topic was in political banter, and spent far more time reading that than I had anticipated.

I support this thread (posts bort flag, then ducks out of thread to avoid the backlash/onslaught)

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I don’t like to get involved in politics I don’t really know shit.

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