Yeah, it’s absolutely fucked up
Doctors notes are pretty easy to come up with brah. Can’t your kids take a mental health day?
I’ve seen Stevie Wonder twice and it’s definitely going to be a great experience!
@flyfishmich You seem pretty steadfast in not wanting to bring her, why are you continuing to engage with everyone then?
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Nobody here cares if you think a cheer team at some random-ass high school in Michigan is more important than Stevie Wonder, that’s up to you.
I don’t understand why you think we need to be convinced of this too, let alone how some lame-ass excuses are going to do it.
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does she cheer for the Dallas Cowboys?
unless she’s already missed a bunch of practices, there’s no way one absence would get her kicked off the squad.
the only thing that policy would ensure is that everybody is kicked off the team before the season ends.
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I didn’t get to play hookie a lot but going down to the United Center for a blackhawks or Bulls game on a weeknight always felt like the coolest shit in the world.
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Getting hyped for Stevie Wonder after all the hype in here. Wife was ambivalent because she claims she’s not sure she knows very many songs (she literally sings “Isn’t She Lovely” to our dog regularly…). I know she’s in for a fantastic surprise and I’m in for a whole lot of “oh I know this!!!”
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Stevie Wonder > Cheerleading
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Yeah his shows are just hit after hit. I was blown away by how many songs he has I knew.
Pretty essy to do when you strictly write bangers
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why the hell do you care so much? why do any of you care if he goes to this show or brings his kid? your lives don’t change at all.
make a post saying nobody cares yet you’re getting worked up about it enough to make a post.
if i skipped high school hockey practice to go to some concert, especially for some guy i don’t even listen to, i would absolutely have been reprimanded.
it’s fucking stevie wonder guys, pretty sure his child daughter isn’t going to give a shit either way!
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funktastic defending FFM?
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My work here is done.
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tbh, I bet FFM doesn’t even have kids
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Go get em, no one goes after daddy FFM
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Only in my head bro
what if the fight in the Walmart parking lot was just like the parking lot fight between the narrator and Tyler Durden.
maybe FFM is just who funktastic becomes when he’s had too much of this world, maybe he created an alternate identity of a boomer who makes terrible shit posts. FFM is just somebody funktastic created as a coping mechanism. the stronger he is needed, the stronger he becomes.
edit: fucken confirmed before I even posted. FFM doesn’t have kids because he’s funk. he said he only has kids in his head because FFM IS aware that he is not real and merely a creation of necessity.
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