Umphrey's Merch

Umphrey's Discussion
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Rather than a “favorite Umphrey’s Merch Releases” thread from all-timer @OSUmBeaverPhreak, I figured we could dump the shit KB is peddling in here. Glad we’re moving to seatbelt belts that were cool in 2004

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Also FYI, the only legitimate piece of merch they ever put out is still available

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When did those pop up? Def will buy one.

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I had a flex dad hat back in the day that I wore all the time. I think it was a plain black hat with a little “Fir” tree on the side of it. So mad I lost that one.

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I always lose hats. :frowning:

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My favorite UM merch was the navy utopian beanie. I think I’ve got like 4 of them floating around somewhere.

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If anyone has an old UM hat they don’t use, let me know. I’m in the market

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Best I can do is a Fux hat.

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Not UM exactly but I’m busting this out of storage today

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https://gitv.umphreys.com/

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Looks like mostly AI generated slop. Low effort even by their standards.

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What the fuck? This looks like a fake site. A suitcase?

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That jajunk hoodie ain’t got nothing on the OG jajunk shirt

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yeah i hate the new site in general. super AI slop all around

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