@NikoEstevan please study the Taco Bell thread to see if there’s any interesting correlation between umphreys and Taco Bell preferences
Summary
For science
5 Likes
On it
7 Likes
This.
I had a lot of fun talking about these songs and seeing how my opinions stacked up against the group.
5 Likes
Oh also if anyone randomly lurks this thread and didn’t vote on a single poll, you can still PM and get your vote logged. Just know that I will be posting an excel sheet with all the raw data publicly for anyone to view.
1 Like
Big same. Love this dude.
10 Likes
or favorite position
1 Like
Easy. The Crooked One
4 Likes
Unfortunately, I’m only good hitting the Small Strides.
3 Likes
All in Time, brother
3 Likes
I wish I could go Deeper, instead I’m just a Bad Poker
4 Likes
At least you’re not a Prowler. That would be Out of Order.
3 Likes
Take it back. Thread sucks now
8 Likes
that was a few puns too many.
6 Likes
Personally my favorite position is The Bottom Half. It’s easiest cause I’m a Slacker. In case you can’t make an Educated Guess it’s when you’re both on The Floor, but she’s facing Upward. You’ll need to be prepared to Eat the Fuzz, so make sure to take a deep breath because there won’t be Room To Breathe. It doesn’t involve my JaJunk because getting Visions of that that just causes her to Turn & Run. If you don’t like my honesty then Speak Up, but I’ve made my Intentions Clear. Sorry if reading this makes you say “Dear Lord, I just want to Get In The Van and Go To Hell”. I probably shouldn’t have said anything and been The Silent Type in this convo but I can’t go back and Make It Right.
9 Likes
You missed a prime opportunity to mention Wife Soup.
3 Likes
1 Like
That was my alt instead of calling it the Bottom Half.
2 Likes
Can’t believe you did all this. PM me please 
1 Like
Also, you’re awesome
2 Likes