Upgrading from CBD to Delta-8.
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Clearly I’m not the only one breaking the Sheep rules
[insert flag throw] gif
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Maybe fake Myers has joined Goose and Ben is now the UM drummer. Did he get hooked on the devil’s lettuce while hanging out with Umphreys?
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iamhearinsimilarstories
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sounds like you should clear the air for all of us
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Seriously, hope he’s OK, because I thought he was a pretty good fill-in for Kris.
His FB profile says “Professional Drummer at Musician”
Lies, no one has a “tidy butthole” at a camping music festival regardless of how many Dude Wipes® one has at their disposal.
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That’s why you have someone tongue punch your fart box to clean it up. Come on man, I thought you’ve been to festivals before
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I heard he was upset that mustache man had two hits of a joint preshow.
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Maybe Adrian Tramontano or Brooke Jordan will be the new Goose drummer?
Mike Mangini should be free
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Maybe Ben has better things to do than play for a Phish ripoff band?
So is Jay Weinberg
Hence the quotes
Nah, not my story to tell. Seems to be two sides to the story. The story I’ve heard doesn’t include partying, though.
So the rumor about ben wanting them to be more of a jamband and less of an indie band are true? I’ll be sure to cite you!
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There’s nothing more exciting to a drug band fan than having a juicy rumor to act holier than thou about
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just say “allegedly” and you’re okay to spill the beans
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Nothing like that rush of power you get from withholding info from 35 lapsed Umphrey’s fans
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Heard Ben likes to shoot heroin in his dick
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