Quitting cigarettes. At least I hope that’s the worst of it.
Maybe we should ask Dr @Ass to speculate.
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Maybe he has a troll or gremlin living in a well on his property. He’s taking care of his well being.
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This is what I’ll be telling people. /thread
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#heater inbound
Hope Jake is okay, kinda worried
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Maybe he’s dealing with the situation under his beanie.
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Sultans time to shine
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Jake is skipping shows to get hair plugs?!
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Holy fuck he’s probably just as terrified about his lord and saviors wellbeing as he is excitedly plotting his way into the band
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At this point, I’m worried about Jake.
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Really hope Jake is okay but man i am ultra pumped to see a jake-less show. Real excited to see what happens this weekend
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Around here w make jokes to avoid facing our fears, bub.
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The included part about him returning for shows next month gives me peace of mind. Looking forward to seeing him with a full head of hair.
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Will always love Jake, hope everything is ok with him and his family. I’m not somebody who clamors for Jakeless shows like some, but UM is just boring me lately so I’m up for anything that’s a little bit different.
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I’ve found the less I listen to their recordings the more I enjoy the shows I go to…
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He just shredded so hard the last tour his fingers are still burning \mm/ #UmphLove #CinningerIsGod #RAWK
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Same. That’s why I am listening to a ton of sqft sbds now so I will be disappointed when I see them
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I’ve had a good time at every show I’ve seen since the pandemic started. Definitely agree that listening to them less has made me just take the shows more at face value and have a good time. I just can’t think of the last time you absolutely had to hear an UM jam and putting it on and being blown away. Been a minute.
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Interesting, I find the less I attend their shows the more I enjoy myself.
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I don’t like the sound of this. Hope everything is okay with Jake and he gets back to it.
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