Suwannee Rising 2021

Whinergetsnothing · March 3, 2021, 4:38pm

Idk I want more sultan meme pics like this one

stringz · March 3, 2021, 4:38pm

“hot chick” aka “human being” ?

snuckaskitchen · March 3, 2021, 4:40pm

Hot chick as in hatchling raptor emerging from the egg.

sociablehodor · March 3, 2021, 4:41pm

Perfect scenario is he shows up without a ticket and acts super cool like it’s no problem. He calls up Jake to get in and Jake answers “who?”. Sultan spends all weekend in a shitty Super 8 motel pretending to the raptors that there’s a totally legit reason he couldn’t make it

ski-bUM · March 3, 2021, 4:42pm

Where’s that Sultan Home Alone gif at? That shit is gold

snuckaskitchen · March 3, 2021, 4:43pm

chicagostylehotdog · March 3, 2021, 4:44pm

ftfy

cryan024 · March 3, 2021, 4:46pm

Cocaine doesnt deserve to have to be used in the same sentense as The Sultan

snuckaskitchen · March 3, 2021, 4:46pm

That is hilarious. I’m picturing him with $5,000 worth of pedals/amps and a floppy fedora at at his feet.

cryan024 · March 3, 2021, 4:49pm

“I help them make decisions, I am a consultant, or as Jake calls me The conSULTAN. I orchestrated a song they are working on. They demanded my band plays Summer Camp. That has NEVER happened before. If you touch my penis I will introduce you to the band. Now is your time to hop on the Soul Tan, baby, cause this soul train is leaving the station. THINK NATIONALLY!!”

snuckaskitchen · March 3, 2021, 4:51pm

It’s like the scene in the Always Sunny jersey shore episode where they’re talking shit about that girl in the hospital and she says “you’re actually not that far off”

cryan024 · March 3, 2021, 4:51pm

I mean it is all based off of real quotes, so it is defintiely not far off

GizaButler · March 3, 2021, 4:53pm

And since it’s Florida, he gets stabbed over the pedal board which gets traded for $200 worth of flakka.

NikoEstevan · March 3, 2021, 5:08pm

Either that or he ends up huffing jankum off a broken guitar neck.

toomanypomas42 · March 3, 2021, 5:10pm

I assume this involves shoving the guitar neck up his @ass and letting the poop fester for a few days

snuckaskitchen · March 3, 2021, 5:10pm

I wouldn’t give him that much credit, jenkum is a long term play. No way he’s got the foresight to get a batch of shit’n’piss into the sun ahead of time.

GizaButler · March 3, 2021, 5:18pm

He tapped into the septic system at boondock studios and has been brewing his UM jenkem since recording the masterpiece that is Visionary Vortex.

snuckaskitchen · March 3, 2021, 5:19pm

“…not only do I have the guitar neck, but I huff Jake and his family’s shit all the time.”

NikoEstevan · March 3, 2021, 5:21pm

Over quarantine some people got into sourdough starter ferments, some got into pickling, but maybe Sultan got into fermenting human shit. Actually not maybe…just yes…this is dash bort canon now.

chicagostylehotdog · March 3, 2021, 5:22pm

How long until KB realizes the untapped potential that is UM jenkum? It’s revolutionary. They’d be the first band to do it. It’ll make a great addition to his wiki.