I joined when I was a 18 right before the NYE run in 2009. Was wookin for a place to crash and somehow found das bort
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Haha for sure Shoshone brother day
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I find this amazing.
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Bless u fam
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A keeper for sure
I was 16 when I found El Bort
Which also means I’ve been Borting on and off for 16 years haha fuck
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I was 16 when I joined the umphreaks forum
…07. Same year i saw my first show. What a bad life decision.
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I think I joined in 04 maybe 05. Yikes
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Had a good laugh remembering that one.
I bet I can still smoke them under the table and cause anxiety attacks. Curious what the bort degens would put the money line at
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Jokes on you, I have panic attacks the moment I smoke so I am invincible after that. (But also I’m not a kid).
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I hope I don’t come off as an ageist asshole, I still have a bad/youthful taste in music so not hating on the old balls. And I guess liking UM in 2021 confirms shitty taste
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Whistle Kids +180
Stringz -200
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Who’s been borting long enough to remember the kid who posted pics of his “hippie party” which was just 7 burnouts in a Midwestern basement? He got roasted. Someone shopped a penis shaped bong (dong bong) into a kids hand.
Also, iOS corrects borting to boring. Now I’m sad.
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It is, some of those people are from my highschool
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I gave out my address on here many years ago for a pre party before one of the riverside nights. Surprised how many people actually showed up and thank you for not stealing anything.
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I joined the Bort in June of 2004 a month or so before my very first show. I drove 5 hours by myself to see my first show where I didn’t know a single person. That is the only time that has ever happened in my life hahaha.
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I’m actually more offended by your username
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So these went on sale early and nothing is left?
Promising start to the impending shit show.
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